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Strictly Come Dancing (2) – Runners and Riders

My weekend would not have been seriously deficient had it not included the image of a dance that warmed Len Goodman’s willy.

That said- They’re OFF and Dancing. My money’s on Nanci Oil to fall at the first fence tonight.

STRICTLY STAKES – 2011

6-1
Chelsee – Posture beats pronunciation every time
Pasha – New boy does good

10-1
Edwina – Game but needy
Vincente- Best Latin dancer. Droll

9-1
Audley – Graceful gentle giant. Best boxer.
Nathalie- Tall, too thin but good choreographer

6-1
Alex – May be better than Bleakley
James – Better dancer than choreographer

7-1
Dan – Topspin Lobb gets the point
Katya – Tough top pro

8-1
Lulu – Doesn’t trust the Coleman. Nutty – no slack
Brendan – doh re ME fa soh la te doh

2-1
Holly – Golightly goes well
Artem – Could be two in a row

7-1
Rory – Who do I want to be today?
Erin – Feisty chatterbox. Good choreographer

4-1
Robbie – Virgin dancer. Dark Horse. Toothsome
Ola – Best choreographer. Best partner

3-1
Anita – May or May not. Ballroom not Latin
Robin – Reliable motivator

6-4
Jason – Donovan – Mellow Fellow – but wants to win
Kristina- Too hot to handle but cool choreographer

4-6
Nanci – With the non-laughing face. 1st to go?
Anton – Silly arse smile hides a real pro

6-4
Harry – McFly Me To The Moon. May win despite Aliona
Aliona – Strong dancer. Weak partner

5-1
Russell – Stargazer, trailblazer – “to boldly camp as no man has camped before”
Flavia – Best dancer. Sexiest Lady. Good choreographer.

Enjoy

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