The Apprentice Week 6 - Sralan…you`re fired!

The Apprentice Week 6 - Sralan…you`re fired!
I’m not kidding. In my view the most incompetent, inadequate person in this weeks’ show was Sir Alan Sugar himself considered as a leader specifying the aims and objectives of a task. I believe his behaviour towards the contestants is increasingly objectionable – gratuitously insulting and bordering on the [...]

The Apprentice Week 5 – Parrots, Pirates and Pants

The Apprentice Week 5 – Parrots, Pirates and Pants
The penny finally drops: when deciding who to take into the boardroom, the losing team leader must ignore task performance, personal animosity one or two-way, disruptiveness, charmlessness and most especially the unshakable solipsistic egoism shared by all the apprentice Apprentices. No: the implacable rule is to [...]

State of Play - Crowe, Affleck, re-find their game

State of Play – Ken MacDonald
Question: you have a cleverly plotted, superbly crafted, well written movie with first class actors on top of their form: these ingredients are drawn together with assurance and style by an excellent Director and edited to a heart-beat - at times racing with the breakneck pace of events; at others [...]

The Apprentice Week 4 – ‘Sh*t of the Show’ winner

The Apprentice Week 4 –  ‘Sh*t of the Show’ winner – with still 8 shows to go.
Yale Psychologist Stanley Milgram July 1961:
“I set up a simple experiment at Yale University to test how much pain an ordinary citizen would inflict on another person simply because he was ordered to by an experimental scientist. Stark authority [...]

Epigram - Life, pain, joy

Life is pain and joy.  Never think you must earn your joy - for you will seldom deserve your pain.  Both are gifts.

The Apprentice Week 3 - getting serious

The Apprentice Week 3 - getting serious
Damn. It’s so much more fun to take the p*ss. OK there was the usual playground bully hubris from Ben “I’m the best looking man here” Clarke; and routine autocratic obscenity from Debra “I’m the f**cking Project Manager” Barr. James McQuillan’s verbal diarrhoea continues though thankfully we were spared [...]

Surveillance - sick movie, sick genre

Surveillance - Jennifer Chambers Lynch
A sick movie – in a sick genre. Do not be conned by the publicity for this sleazeball movie: it is not a thriller. It is a horror movie pretending to be a thriller. The essence of the horror movie for me is that the tension, the suspense, arises not from [...]

Apprentice Week 2 - Basil drizzling and James-dribbling

The Apprentice week 2 – Basil-drizzling and James-dribbling
It’s Barbara Windsor’s fault. On Wossy’s show she said she’d been freaked out when she went round to dinner at Sralan’s place – which really has to be called ‘Sugarland’ – because he was a dead ringer, well ringer, for her late Carry On carrier-on, Sid James. That [...]