The Apprentice Week 10 - fallacies and moved goalposts

The Apprentice Week 10
- intelligent, thoughtful, skilled team-player, good listener, good manager - you’re fired.
If Sralan Sugar had been in charge of the European Champion’s League Final this week they’d still be playing: he moves the goalposts so suddenly and so often no one could ever score.
Last week the high-ticket Rocking Horses were a [...]

Il Divo - the extraordinary life of Giulio Andreotti* - an essay

Il Divo - Paolo Sorrentino (2008)
Shakespearean in content, operatic in tone, writer director Paolo Sorrentino’s Il Divo (the extraordinary life of Giulio Andreotti) is a masterly work. Richly textured and at times demanding, Sorrentino’s film is a profound study of power, and its irresistible affects on men who possess it and those drawn to them. [...]

The Apprentice Week 9 - Sellers, Closers and Negotiators

The Apprentice Week 9 - Getting Real
This was my come-uppance week. Sralan had a good show and even Ben showed a bit of the self-knowledge one despaired of him ever acquiring.
It is a troubling aspect of The Apprentice that everyone later on The Apprentice You’re Fired (TAYF) suddenly becomes more likeable, more truthful, less aggressive [...]

Eurovision Song Contest - It’s A Knock-Out - the musical

Eurovision Song Contest - Russia
“Ooohh Graeme, you’re such a bitch……but I like you.” (With apologies to Dick Emery). The pink pixie of presenters done good – in the end. Slick, technically stunning Russian production stripped away most of the ‘lose-the-will-to-live’ inter-song tourist board-style films that used to offer such rich pickings to Sir Tel’s smirky [...]

The Apprentice Week 8 - Margate Mission Muffed

The Apprentice Week 8 - Margate Mission Muffed

Sugar’s increasingly capricious firing decisions and inconsistent rationale for them invites analysis. The promising Rocky Andrews was fired in week 2, partly on the argument that he was ‘too young’; yet the strikingly immature Ben, just 22 remains after some of the crassest remarks and dumbest behaviour the [...]

The Apprentice Week 7 - who was a pretty boy then?

The Apprentice Week 7 - who was a pretty boy then?
Pretty men don’t like plain women. The reason is psychological not aesthetic. Guys like Philip have to make virtually no effort with lots, even most women. And those who hold out he can usually charm. But really plain women not only distrust such charm because [...]

Aw c’mon guys, gimme an Oscar

Is Anybody There? – John Cowley
Is there a nation on earth more contemptuous or contemptible about the old than the British? Politically and socially we under-resource shamefully large numbers of the elderly literally to the point of starvation; or we freeze them to death. Politicians with a toxic self-serving sentimentality exploit them. We ‘vanish’ them: [...]

Letter - Political Leadership - Published London Times 5th May ‘09

Political Leadership

Barack Obama’s election puts the latest ‘Brown study’ of the Labour Party into perspective. The Democratic Party had two candidates of intellectual weight, political gravitas and an air of leadership – in the UK we have none – in any party. The more Mr Brown exercises the power he connived for [...]