The Phantom Of The Opera - Andrew Lloyd-Webber’s 1 trick pony

 
The Phantom of The Opera - Director Joel Schumacher
You are on the edge your seat throughout the PTO: will the stupefying banality of the screenplay and lyrics, outstrip that of the music? It’s a close call, but after 142 interminable minutes I think the words won by a brass neck. There is after all one [...]