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Music and Lyrics – charm inoffensive

Tweet Music and Lyrics – Marc Lawrence (II) Grant does a great Grant. Cary I mean. But the point applies equally well to the old eye-twinkler’s natural heir in the charm stakes – step forward please Mr Hugh John Mungo (I kid you not – kept that one a bit quiet Hugh-baby) Grant. Charm is […]

Munich – truth, fact, fiction and art

Tweet Munich – Director Steven Spielberg “Inspired by real events” opens this movie. And it troubles me. Do we owe the 11 Israeli athletes murdered at Munich anything less than the truth? Not the absolute truth, that may not be known to anyone. But if we are to put their story at the heart of […]

Dialogues With God (1) – It’s good to talk

Tweet Dialogues With God (1) You must find it hard to welcome everybody to heaven with millions arriving every day. I suppose the Omnipotence comes in handy. Well, take my tip, keep a careful look out, because somewhere in the crowd is a quietly spoken, delightful man called Charles Schultz. You might miss him: he […]

The Apprentice – Week 10 – Sobollock’s demise

TweetThe Apprentice – Week 10 Mystery solved. 4 million screams a week of why? why? why? finally answered. The reason Sralan kept the unspeakable Michael Sobollocks on board and in the boardroom is because he was willing to do absolutely anything to win: lie, cheat, grovel, beg, plead, dupe, you name the device and Michael […]

Margot At The wedding – dysfunctional as dysfunctional does

TweetMargot at The Wedding – Noah Baumbach This is a HUIAM – a Head Up Its Ass Movie. 93 minutes of lose-the-will-to-live self-obsessed, narcissistic, articulate anal angst set in alternative universe California. This farrago of misused intelligence manages to stereotype absolutely every character, gender and emotion and then self-abuse them to exhaustion. This movie gives […]

A Sense Of Tragedy – Poem: after London bombings 7/7

TweetA Sense Of Tragedy Turn your eyes towards our pain I beg of you look look see what you yes you not your God have done Wash your hands in not of our blood feel feel sense the hate you yes you not your God glorify Come close listen to the whisper of our fear […]

88 Minutes – why is Al Pacino like a bus?

Tweet 88 Minutes – John Avnet It isn’t hard to catch Al Pacino over-acting: but it is very hard to catch him acting. The best proof of the first is that after seven Oscar nominations for several of the best character portrayals in movies – Michael Corleone (twice), Frank Serpico, Sonny Wortzik (Dog Day Afternoon), […]

The Apprentice – Episode 8 – Sobollocks reprieve

TweetThe Apprentice – Update Week 8 Sralan ain’t so tough – he reprieved the unspeakable Michael Sobollocks this week after the best bit of blatant sucking-up seen on TV since the abject grovelling of the Chairman of the BBC apologising to Tony Blair for telling the truth about Iraq. Fresh from his national triumph in […]

Mission Impossible III – Tom’s pension fund

Tweet Mission Impossible 3 – Director JJ Abrams It’s a toss-up – a day at Alton Towers or MI3? Both will offer you a series of white knuckle rides with no other purpose than to pump adrenaline and make your knuckles white. True Tom Cruise runs a lot; emotes a lot; and plots a little. […]

TV – The Apprentice – I think big – therefore I am, the big I-am

Tweet Against my will and better judgement I started watching this very popular, very strange programme – and got hooked – for the worst of reasons. I will post my journey through the programme as it did raise interesting business and philosophical issues. If you didn’t see the programme the issues may be of interest, […]